Just in case you didn’t already know, Starbucks wants you to vote.

So does Krispy Kreme.

Oh, and Ben & Jerry’s.

But it’s not just food getting in on the act. Babeland wants to give you an orgasm if you go and vote. Ok, so they’re not guaranteeing the orgasm, but they are giving you a way to make it easier–with a free sex toy

And Rock The Vote will give you some free music.

If none of those ways of bribing you into your local polling place work, you might be able to find something else on the list thoughtfully compiled by the folks over at slickdeals.net.

As for me, this election felt dirty before…now it just feels gross. If you’re so apathetic about the democratic process that you need free shit to convince you to show up and participate, then should your voice really be heard?